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Car insurance companies are pain in the ar*e, which is why people are willing to go the extra mile on the excuse front… Well, these real excuses will show you how you can reach those extra miles.

1. I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.

2. I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.

3. This Norwich Union Customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:

Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo

4. I was going along at 70 mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my :cen: so I lost control

5. The car in front hit a pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again

6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car

7. In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telegraph pole

8. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

9. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian

10. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle

11. An invisible car came out of no where, struck my car and vanished

12. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

Awesome excuses!

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