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A man in Brazil has been arrested for allegedly having sex with 400 cows. Not all at once though one would assume.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo told Brazilian police that he has ‘an insatiable appetite’ for farm animals - especially, it seems, cows - but no interest in women…. I wonder if he ever asked one to put on a cow suit though? Or just moo to turn him on?

Getulino said, “I tried once but couldn’t do it. I only feel like it if it’s a cow or a horse. I need to stop doing this rubbish. I want treatment.”

I think he’s just milking it and making a right teat of himself. It’s udderly gross.

The 53-year-old was arrested after leaving a clue at the scene of every crime; empty packets of his favourite brand of cookies.

Well, who doesn’t love cookies and milk?

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