Aug 02 2008
BB9 Luke’s out - Nicole’s in - Lisa breaks a door to get out!
Hello everyone!
Sorry I’ve not been around - it’s been a really hectic few days; I haven’t even watched BB for about three days but I did watch last night’s live show. It was a really good one I thought 
which is just as well because I was getting pretty bored with BB.
There didn’t seem to be much going on and it got a bit dull once Bex left, but tonight made up for it! Awesome move putting Rex’s girlfriend in ‘cos I for one will be watching it a lot more now just to see how Rex behaves around her.
The format of announcing two survivors at a time was brill too… I have to say though, how the bejesus is Mo still in?? I know Luke’s a big old woman and bitchy but at least his gossiping and back biting was good fun to watch, even when it made me scream at the telly, but Mo is beyond dull. He’s Dullsville Arizona and about as interesting as a tapestry circle annual board meeting in a library. A bit like Maysoon actually so I’m not a bit sorry she’s gone. She was nice to look at but like Mo, she was a dull as ditch water so she’s not missed by this pilgrim for one.
That said, I can see why people voted Luke out but it must feel really bad to be the one chosen by the public to pee off out of the nine up for eviction. He got 37% of the vote which, out of nine, is a pretty hefty chunk of the vote. Anyway, Luke’s eviction interview was really good wasn’t it? He was quite funny and I’d have loved to know what he was saying when he was shown who nominated him!
Then Nicole went in - epic move! It’s going to liven things up a lot having her in there I reckon. Actually, it already has because Lisa tried to break out of the house in the early hours of this morning, prompted by feeling bad about having not picked Nicole out of the line-up earlier in the week, and apparently because she misses Mario.
Well, we all miss our husbands sometimes Lisa but with practice, our aim improves….
I thought Rex was way over the top when he went spare about Lisa and Luke picking the wrong girl out of the line up and to be fair, I thought that the other girl looked more like a 19 year old than Nicole does. In that line-up, Nicole looked about 30! She had really lots of make-up on - even more than Lisa wears - and she really did look a lot older. He was SO insulting about that other girl too! She’s really pretty so why he felt the need to be so rude about her I don’t know.
Anyway, the live feed was cut as Lisa - who is built like a brick shi*house - broke through a fire door and legged it. Apparently a security guard intercepted her and then the BB producers persuaded her to go back in. That security guard must’ve been brave, and huge, if he was able to stop her. She’s what my Gran would’ve called a ‘bonny girl’ which loosely translated means that she’s more of a man than most men.
She told Nicole, Sara, Rachel and Kat why she’d wanted to leave, and why she came back.
“Like a bull, you charge. You do feel paranoid. It’s been such a rollercoaster.”
So… she feels like a male cow who demands a fee and who’s had one too many spliffs while at Alton Towers… I think that’s what she’s trying to say anyway.
Sara, apparently as baffled by Lisa’s hideous use of mixed metaphors as I was, said, “I’m just so glad you’re back.”
Meantime, Nicole and Rex were outside having a cig when he said, “You might get in trouble for jumping,” referring to the fact she’d crossed the divide from hell to heaven, but she replied, “I didn’t know. I’m a prize.” A prize what?? Anyway, Rex spent hours last night going on about what her ’secret mission’ is, even though she said about ten squillion times that she’s not allowed to talk about anything that’s gone on before she came into the house.
She did say though that the house was smaller than it looks on TV. I bet all the housemates are feeling as conspicuous as a pork chop in a Synagogue given that she knows who’s said what about everyone else, but most especially Rex. And if it was me, I’d be gagging to tell him what they’ve all said about him too.
By the way, what did you reckon about Rex ordering 57 ever-changing prize tokens? He did it to annoy them all but it kinda back-fired because they all thought it was brill! I did too; it was one of the best things any of them have ever done in there. It turned out well for him but it could’ve gone the other way, they could’ve all gone apeshi* about it and fair do’s, because by way of food, they’re just going to have the emergency rations BB gives them but none of them seemed bothered by that.
And what in God’s name was that carcus?? Pig, sheep, dog, Paris Hilton? I couldn’t tell, so if you know, let me know 
The other thing that was quite inexplicable was the pram - although I suppose they can get in it to spit their dummies out of it - and bravo to Mikey for eating that chilli! He’s got some balls to be fair; I can’t eat anything hotter than Weetabix.
Well, it should be an interesting few days now anyway. I wonder if Nicole’s in there as a full time housemate or if she’ll go next week? Time will tell so I shall speak to you all soon.
In the meantime, have a great weekend!
Lynn
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I cant beleive out of 9 people to get evicted..It was Luke who got the most votes..How on earth has Mo escaped for all these weeks? it dont make sense.
What a week though! BB has managed to save the programe from being taken off air..just in the nick of time too.
Be intresting too see if Rex changes now his got his girly in their.
Whats going on with Lisa..Was she drunk? trying to escape, havent seen that yet! Im struggling too keep up with all at the moment, so much has happened,
since Thursday. Anyway its got me intrested again.I cant even read whats on
the sh*tfaces site..Its full of kids and tex writing *Awaits the catch up*
What “Ditzy” blonde Rex`s girlfriend is..Preety Yeah! but dont seem to have much up stairs. Maybe thats how he likes em! (DUMB) well from what iv seen at the moment anyway.
And shes only been in there 5 min..and already she threatning to leave! Whats that all about.
Think Lisa`s starting too lose the plot, she seems to be really struggling now.Hope she comes through it..although iv a feeling she`l be up this week.
Apparently something really funny happened with Mikey.. that should be a good watch tonight, ok Im outa here.
Are you all on ya hols?? Blimey I feel like im in that film the Shining..Spooooky!!!!
Hi Nat, so sorry I’ve not been around! How’s you? I’ve been chasing my own arse for days - I’m swamped with work at the mo.
I can’t decide what I think of Nicole… she seems very nice one minute then a whiny little girl the next. You’d think as she’s not seen Rex since May, she’d be so chuffed about it - and being on one of the most watched programmes on the planet - that she wouldn’t throw a strop on her first full day just ‘cos she hasn’t got her make-up!
Apparently Mikey dropped a big plate of spaghetti and thought it was hilarious… I’ll be watching tonight to see what gives
Hope you’re doing ok? Talk to you soon,
Lynn xxxxxx
Lol! Lynn I didnt mean you..Know how busy you are at the moment..Gotta keep them pennies coming in! I forgot Patricia`s still away..She`l be back soon.
Yep all ok here..Im waiting for the neighbours to get up! Then Im gonna set
to on my Garden. 2 geat big hedges either side to be done..Im giving it until
10am.. then Im out there in full force!
Oh thats what was going on with Mikey..Was reading it in my chat site..but everyone must have been on the loopy juice last night..cos I couldnt make out
what they were all Laughing about.Being a good girl me had me full quota Friday night! thats it now untill next Fri! Well unless the phone rings Lol!
Hope your well
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Hi Nat, no I know you didn’t but I feel reet guilty for not being around
This was the Mikey thing - I didn’t think it was that funny myself. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1517481512/bctid1705730485
Lisa laughs like a friggin’ nutcase in it and I think Mikey was laughing ‘cos of that whole ‘laugh at yourself before others laugh at you’ thing. It kinda made my skin crawl when I just watched it
Sod the neighbours! Get out there :-))
Blimey how you do that so quick! Thanks for that will have a look..Ok let
ya get on! dont work to hard.Oh!! and tell em its “double bubble” for working Sundays..
Cring! nuff said
I know… it’s dire isn’t it. Eeek
Hi y’all! Very shocked that Luke went,I thought Mohammed was a cert to go. Anyway missed loads since Luke’s eviction and although it’s good seeing Nicolein the house, I don’t think she should be an eligible housemate, she should go at the end of the week like the rest of leftover shopping, and wouldn’t it be good to see and hear Luke’s reaction if he was in the house, “It’s all a gimmick Mikey….” Missed Lisa’s breakout but she looks very peeved, but then again her expression is always so frozen and I’m on antibiotics and painkillers so maybe I’m imagining it. Keep up the good vibes Lyn, Hi Natalie!!
Hi Donna! I mailed you earlier. Did you get it? So sorry you’re a poorly bunny. Are you feeling any better? Yeah Luke would’ve said that you’re right :-)) I’m just writing a new post about Nicole now. Should be up in half an hour or so
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Actually, could be nearer an hour cos I have to go shower. I’m not very user-friendly vis a vis personal hygiene right now and I’m starting to attract flies. Inabit y’all
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Just having a rain break! Hi Donna hope you`l be feeling better soon..x
HAA!!….Lynn! get in that shower now!!!!! Its “wofting” over the Essex area! Ewwwwwww!!!! Ok back to me chainsaw